Everybody poops.
Now somebody wins.
We're building Brownie Points — a small clip for your toilet that scores every poop by how far the water rises, then ranks you against your roommates and friends. No camera, no contact, just the number.
No camera. No new toilet. See the hardware →
We're building it now. First 1,000 get early access + founder pricing. One email when it ships, nothing else.
Sit. Go. Climb the ranks.
It pairs to your phone
The clip wakes up when you sit and pairs to whoever's phone is nearby, so the score lands on the right account.
It reads the rise
When you're done, it measures how far the water rose and turns that into your score — to the gram, no camera.
You climb the board
Your rank updates instantly. Your roommates find out instantly. The trash talk writes itself.
It's smaller than you'd think.
Brownie Points is a clip — not a new toilet, not even a new seat. It snaps onto your bowl and scores every visit by how far the water rises. That's the whole trick: displacement. (Archimedes did the hard part in 250 BC; we added Bluetooth.)
Four ways to humble your roommates.
Climb the table
Bronze to Diamond, with promotion and relegation. A fresh fight every single day.
Settle it head-to-head
Challenge anyone. 24 hours, heaviest drop wins, loser gets a notification they won't enjoy.
Roommate warfare
The rivalry you didn't know you needed. Live standings on everyone's phone.
Titles & streaks
Heavyweight Champion. The Regular. Most Consistent. Earn the flex, not the edge.
The stats you'll flex.
The Drop
Your headline number. Bigger is better. Simple as that.
Floater or Sinker
Light and proud, or a certified depth charge. The internet will have opinions.
Blast Rating
How fast it all went down. Some drops are a marathon. Some are a drive-by.
It actually looks out for you.
Knows your normal
It learns how often you go, how much, and how regular you run — quietly, in the background.
Nudges you to eat better
Slow week? It'll tell you to hit the fiber and water. The healthy move is also the high-score move.
Pings you if something's off
If your pattern suddenly changes, your phone gives you a heads-up — so you catch the things worth catching early.
A dumb game about a real thing.
Colon cancer is rising fast in people under 50 — and almost nobody looks at what's going on down there. So we made a game out of it. The way you win is the way you stay healthier: more fiber, more water, more actually paying attention. A game that gets you to notice your gut? That's a start.
Get in early. Get three things.
Founder pricing on the clip. First units off the line. And a founder badge on your name nobody who shows up later can ever earn.
We're building it now. One email when it ships. No newsletter, no spam, no nonsense.